"Yamada Naohiro"

Encore [Deluxe Edition] Eminem Aftermath 2004-11-12 Sales rank : 21601 See details at Amazon.co.jp

There I go, seeing you again...

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach
Every time I see you, I puke
You must just not know-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I see you I puke

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poem
But off of the dome would probably be a little more
More suitable for this type of song, whoa
I got a million reasons of the top of my head that I could think of
Sixteen bars, just ain't enough to put some ink ta
So fuck it, I'ma start right here I'll just be brief I'm
Bout to rattle off some of the reasons
I knew I shouldn't go and get another zine of you
On the article, but what do I go and do
I go and get another zine, now I got two
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Now I'm sittin' here with your article on the zine
I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again
My next room, now his name's gotta be Yamada
Shiiiiiiit!
If you only knew how much I hated you
For every motherfuckin' thing you ever put us through
Then I wouldn't be standing here hating over you
Booooo-hoooo

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach
Every time I see you, I puke
You must just not know-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I see you I puke

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter
But I thought a song would probably be a little better
Instead of a letter
That you'd probably just shred up, yeah
I stumbled on your article yesterday and it made me stop and think of
How much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink ta
A stupid piece a paper
I'd rather let you see how
Much I fuckin' hate you in a freestyle
You're a fuckin' bonehead writer, I hope you fuckin' die
I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye
I hate your fuckin' guts, you fuckin' bastard, I hope you die
Diiieeee
But please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or mad
It's that I still hate you, it's 'cause I want you attack
It's just that when I see you, it makes me wanna yack
Aaaaaaaaak
What else can I do? I haven't got a clue
Now I guess I'll just move on, I have no choice but to
But every time I see you now, I'll I wanna do
Is puuukke!

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach
Every time I see you, I puke
You must just not know-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I see you, I puke

A parody of
"Puke"
(M. Mathers, L. Resto, S. King, B. May) - Eight Mile Style Music (BMI)/Jaceff Music (ASCAP)/Resto World Music (ASCAP)/Nueve Music (ASCAP)/Eight Mile Style Music (BMI)/Martin Affiliated Music (BMI)/Beechwood Music/Screen Gems EMI (BMI)

"Yamada Naohiro" is a notorious bonehead writer who's still working at Tower Records Shinjuku branch and who's also intruding upon a customer's privacy and disclosing it on the internet. Boycott Tower Records!!!!

"Salty DQN Oi"

A Bigger Bang The Rolling Stones Virgin 2005-09-06 Sales rank : 17110 See details at Amazon.co.jp

You call yourself a Skinhead
I think that you're a hypocrite
You say you're a SHARP
I think that you're a crock of shit
And listen, I love Oi!
I listen to it everyday
But it's getting very fishy
And who is gonna pay?

How come you're so wrong?
My salty DQN Oi

It's liberty, for all
Democracy's our style
Unless you are against us
Then it's prison without trial
But one thing that is certain
Life is good at Anger Flares
If you're really so astute
You should invest in Boot Stomp

How come you're so wrong?
My salty DQN Oi
If you turn out right
I'll eat my pork pie hat tonight

It's getting vey scarey
Yes I'm frightened out my wits
There's neo-nazis in the Japanese scene
And it's giving me the shits
We must have loads more true SHARP's
To protect us from our foes
Who needs these foolish DQN Oi bands
We're going it alone

How you're so wrong?
My salty DQN Oi
Where's the money gone
In The Oppressed

Yeh yeh yeh

A parody of
"Sweet Neo Con"
Written by Mick Jagger, Keith Richards

"Cropped Men"

After The Gold Rush Neil Young Reprise 1990-10-25 Sales rank : 2831 See details at Amazon.co.jp

Cropped Men, better keep your head
Don't forget what your Spirit of '69 book said
Japanese change gonna come at last
Now your hooked crosses are burning fast
Cropped Men

I saw Skullhead and I saw "White Warrior"
Furious WP complex and tiny bullshit chauvinism
Cropped Men
When will you pay them back?
I heard screamin'
And Sledgehammer coming down
How long? How long?

Cropped Men, better keep your head
Don't forget what your Spirit of '69 book said
Japanese change gonna come at last
Now your hooked crosses are burning fast
Cropped Men

Gringo O'Hara, your head is golden yellow
I've seen your Korean-Japanese man comin' round
Swear by Japanese pride I'm gonna Cut Him Down!
I heard screamin'
And Sledgehammer coming down
How long? How long?

A parody of
"Southern Man"
by Neil Young